Where's the Ark ?

Good gracious , it has poured today ! I was wondering when the Ark was gonna come floating by. The boys & I had to go to Burgaw today, to sign my paper work for substitute teaching for next year. I have never been to Board of Education. Ty drove & as the GPS was telling us destination up ahead, all I could see was a prison ! The building was across the street from the prison & old. I surely hope they pay their staff well because that building was so old , it cant have a payment on it ! I thought I had to just sign some papers , but ended up having take some test. As I was sitting there I couldn't help but wonder if people got sick a lot from working in there & I just knew I was breathing abestos. Boys were waiting & hungry in the car, so I hurried. I passed my test too, in case you were wondering. They then gave me directions to a place where I had to get a drug test. Still haven't ate, get there & I knew I was in trouble when all across the windows was warnings that that clinic no longer writes prescriptions for narcotics. Walked in & my lord the smell was , I can't describe , but I wanted a shower immediately ! Checked in by the pleasant (not) lady , only for her to tell in her same pleasant voice " it will be awhile, u gonna have to wait ." I could feel my chest breaking out & asked how long ? She said " a while , all them people in front of you." Great ! I smiled & told her I would wait outside, looking for some sanitizer on the way out. Went & told the boys to go get something to eat & as Ty drove off, I realize I've left my phone in the car & have the directions in my wallet. So I stand & pace for almost & hour outside, watching the sky get darker & feeling my hair curling & getting frizzy from the humidity! Finally the nurse opens the door & I didn't give her a hey how you doing look . Followed her back & had to pee in cup . She then told me not flush or wash my hands when I was done & bring it to her. Ahh yuck ! How many other people did that & opened that door. I know I pissed on my hand , you know someone else open the door with their pissy hand ! OMG ! Im dying ! She had to seal it & everything before I could wash my hands. Needless to say I scrub them good & wanted to crawl in the sink & wash all over. So got done & went out to see if Ty was back & nope he wasn't so , I'm panicking & knew he was lost or wrecked my car. Right when I walked out the door it started to pour & a man was waiting for it to slack up to get to his car. He asked if I was alright & told him I was waiting on my son & he said "you don't live around here do you?" I told him"No". I wonder what gave it away, that I had all my teeth or I actually dressed & brushed my hair ? Inside I went to ask to use the phone & they looked at me like, where's your phone ? So I explained & they told me they usually don't let the public use the phone. I guess they were scared they were gonna catch something from ME ! Sure enough , Ty was lost , gave him the address , thanked the lady for letting me use the phone & back out I went ! My new buddy was still waiting for the rain to slack up. So here comes Ty & I tell him to let me drive. There was no way my nerves could take him driving in the pouring rain. I am about to starve & he got me two chicken snackers from KFC & a coke. I am thankful he got me something but the bread on them snackers were left out for a week. Every time I bit it, it looked like I was eating a crackers. My shirt & skirt was covered in crumbs ! Threw half of it out. So we headed home in the pouring rain , got our errands done & back home we went. Stripped my clothes off & washed good . Still pouring rain at 8:00. Let's just say once again I am thankful !